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Psychic Moments: Jon Lovitz gives me super powers

It's well-known in some circles that I love Jon Lovitz to a somewhat unnatural degree. Maybe it's because he's hilarious, maybe it's because Mom and Dad Save the World is cinema at it's finest. The world will never know. It essentially all comes down to the fact that I would sleep with Jon Lovitz. And I'm not ashamed of that. Which may just make it worse.

Either way, yesterday, I really wanted to watch the "A Streetcar Named Marge" episode of The Simpsons because it heavily involves Jon Lovitz. I was pretty much thinking about it all day for no other reason than it's awesome. I tried looking for it online but no dice. After a good 20 minutes of searching, I gave up and resigned myself to watching something else that would surely disappoint because of its lack of Jon Lovitz. But then I turn on the TV and …

…it was the motherfucking episode.

Thus proving that Jon Lovitz, in all of his light and glory, enables me with super powers.

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