As beautiful as Aphrodite, wise as Athena, swifter than Hermes and stronger than Hercules

Tell me this is not the greatest sweater you have ever seen in the history of the world. This is what makes me wish I was a better knitter but other than the alien scarf and the skull, I'm somewhat of a crafting failure. But this is makes me want to pick up the ol' sticks again, try to make this sweater, fail miserably and then not knit again for six months to year.