Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Anti-badass

Why is Shia LaBeuof the lamest celebrity of all time?

And he had so much potential with that drunk and disorderly in the Walgreens! Oh no wait, that still wasn't cool. What's next? Fucking jaywalking? Maybe some unlawful littering?


Look LaBeouf, if Indiana Jones is going to even deign to call you son, you're going to need to step up your game. May I suggest an inocuous drug charge? Marijuana possession perhaps? Some kind of scandal involving a stripper wouldn't hurt either. Oooh! What about a paternity suit!? Let's put a little more effort into getting in trouble next time, shall we?


On a side note, I recently found this picture, which I find beyond creepy because I think it makes him look a ninja turtle:


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