Why do you think the skipper was so fat?

"'Gilligan's' Mary Ann caught with dope"

...And Mary Ann was the innocent one! No wonder it took them so long to get off the damn uncharted isle. If I was blazing, I wouldn't want to leave either. Fashion me a TV out of boulder and some coconuts, Professor, and I'm golden.

Look at this mugshot! She looks out her mind! I'm a little proud of Dawn Wells. Even though she got off the hook by saying the joints found in her car were smoked by the three hitchhikers she picked up she a) let the hitchers light up in her car and b) had the balls to pick up the three hitchhikers -- although, she did her island stay (presumably) un-raped by the Skipper, the Professor and Gilligan (Little Buddy, indeed) so it has to be expected that she knows kung fu or something.

I think this calls for a the first ever Molls to the Wall Secret Badass Award. Congratulations Mary Ann/Dawn -- although if I were a heterosexual male, I probably would have chosen Ginger but now that I know you are smokin' blunts with hitchhikers, I just may have to change my mind.